Scrambled Eggs (to the tune of "Yesterday")
Music by Paul McCartney
Lyrics by Kristi & Holly © 1998

Scrambled eggs, all I ever eat is scrambled eggs,
That's the way I always start my day,
There's nothing worse than scrambled eggs.

Rooster crows, stumble out of bed to put on clothes,
In the chicken coop I plug my nose,
I steal the eggs, the hen she knows.
Then I run away for the hens, they peck my legs.
Yuck, that coop it smells, shut the door my mother b-e-g-s.

She takes the eggs, cooks them up and piles them on my plate.
I want to hide but it is far too late,
Oh there's nothing worse, than scrambled eggs, ew ew ew, ew ew ew ew.